Offerings

The Alchemy Session is a safe, judgement free space for radical transformation that will leave you feeling light, empowered, clear and buzzing with the magic of life. 

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You bring your deep- dark- stagnant- shameful- gloopy stuff aka your crap, aka the 'stuff that no one talks about' that keeps you small, in suffering and hiding in the corner of your life.

I'll bring bundles of experience, wisdom and a treasure trove of alchemical magic that I've gathered from a six year odyssey into the spiritual and healing arts (just please don't ask me about the 10 day silent emdiation coursex .

Together we will gently love the crap out of your crap and watch it as it turns into magnificent piles of gold GOLD.

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You also may be thinking 'my crap is too crappy' and I want to assure you that I believe wholeheartedly that your crap is one of the best things about you (that, and the fact that the likelyhood of YOU being born is 400 trillion to 1!!). Your crappy crap makes you a wonderful imperfectly perfect human being and it would be an honour to work with you

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Oodles of my clients leave their sessions feeling unconditionally accepted, validated and empowered, one client even told me that I had helped save three years of her life! Wow!

After percolating the session you'll likely be thinking 'OMG i think i just experienced ACTUAL magic', and you wouldn't be wrong.  

This is not coaching or therapy or mentorship, this is ALCHEMY.

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Are you ready for the wild ride?

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The in person sessions have all of the magic of working with me online PLUS my healing touch, beautiful oils, THE weighted blanket and most importantly, the opportunity to truly deep dive in a beautiful safe healing space curated especially for you.

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Much of our 'stuff we don't talk about' is held deeply within the cells of the body, especially in the vagina, penis and anus (no sniggering at the back please, this is very serious stuff!). 

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What happens over time is that this deeply held 'stuff we don't talk about' stops us from feeling pleasure, bliss, ecstacy and joy in our body and instead we feel and numbness, pain and disconnection to the most magical part of our body.

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The honest truth (that has been 'sneakily' kept from us by you know who) is that:

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Your entire body is a magnificent pleasure playgrounds longing to be explored.

Your sexual energy is your superpower and personal supply of inner rocket fuel

Your pleasure (aside from feeling deliciously fantastic) is also a pharmacy of helpful hormones ready to heal us from the inside out.

It is VITAL that you reclaim your body, pleasure and sexuality for yourself first and foremost and then with a lucky.

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